PEPPY:
This is Peppy Hare to Fox McCloud,
Now do a barrel roll!

FOX:
I know.

PEPPY
Try a somersault and use the boost to get through!

FOX:
I know!

PEPPY:
Your dead father used to help me like that too!

FOX:
Do we have to bring dad up every frickin' day?

FALCO:
Falco to McCloud, come in McCloud,

FOX:
Huh boy...

FALCO:
You're such a waste of space...

FOX:
Yeah, till you're in trouble.

FALCO:
I can't shake this guy, no matter what I do...
[Fox shoots bogey]
Gee, I guess I should be thankful, well f*** you!

FOX:
No Falco,
f*** you.

SLIPPY:
This is Slippy Toad to Fox McCloud!
A bogey's on my tail!
Get this guy off me, please please, come on I'm dyin'!

FALCO:
You're an Arwing engineer who sucks at flyin'?

SLIPPY:
Hey!

PEPPY:
He's right though Slippy, you suck balls.

FOX:
This is Fox McCloud to Star Fox Team:
Hey Falco, you're a douche!
And please Peppy, for the love of god retire!
As for Slippy, will you please die in a fire?
Immediately!

PEPPY/SLIPPY/FALCO:
Star Fox team to Fox McCloud, your circuit's dead, connection down,
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?

FOX:
Yes.

PEPPY/SLIPPY/FALCO:
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?

FOX:
Yes!

PEPPY/SLIPPY/FALCO:
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
Can you heeeere... is a very angry fox man
Far above the world...

FOX:
Corneria is blue and here lately I am too...

PEPPY:
Star Fox!

FALCO:
Star Fox!